Mustard: I Make the Rules

How many times can you leave brown mustard sitting out on the counter unrefrigerated for hours and not throw it away?

The answer? There is no direction to Keep the Mustard Refrigerated, so I guess you can leave it out as long as you like.

Unless it's the brown mustard that lives in my refrigerator, which has a freshness date of Jun 01 2005. I noticed that when I was looking for the refrigerator decree.